Winter Preview!

Well, my good intentions were to just blog away at random, since I've been gone so damn long, but the night isnt letting it happen. First, I have a 4 1/2 year old who just does not fall asleep. I shit you not, the child is secretly drinking coffee in the bathroom all night or something. She flips and flops and scratches and moves and blah blah blah for like an hour before she settles down. Tonight, I got her to sleep at the ungodly hour of 10:30. WTF? At that point I was snarling "GROWN UPS ARE SLEEPING BY NOW! YOUR MOTHER IS SLEEPING!" which of course only makes matters worse. Then, to win my bad parent of the year award, out came the "fine then, that's it, forget about going swimming tomorrow night because you are up too late tonight!" Then I felt like a shit after. Sigh....
So I come down here to use the real computer, and someone turned it off, and this bitch literally needs a good 15 minutes to boot up, and another 15 minutes to get rid of all the kinks in it, so here I am at 11:14 and needing to be in bed in 5 minutes so I can read, and alas, blogging is put aside for one more night. I even have good material to blog about too! Hell, you know it's a sign to blog again when you pick up your local newspaper and see the name of this particular butterball that another blogging friend made comments about and got caught, quoted right there on page two. If that's not divine inspiration, I don't know what the hell is, people!
Just to give you a head's up on what is coming when I finally get around to blogging (it won't be tomorrow, I just remembered - Wednesday is swim night - so Thursday - or maybe Friday night because I think I can have a drink then). I have so much to say about: my dental drama which includes a root canal, a dentist who left the country 3 days after, a tooth that became infected and yet again resistant to the antibiotics, two trips to another dentist who thought a trip to Saskatoon to a specialist might be in order, going to two different doctors for antibiotics, being on two antibiotics at the same time and all the shitting issues that brings, the possibility of being hospitalized for said tooth.... the material doesn't dry up. Nor have my bowels - three more days of pills.....
I also need to fill in all about the sista who did the last ultrasound and that whole experience;
Shania and Mutt have been reoccuring in my mind and I need to get all of that off my chest more than anything;
Britney and my sympathy for her and my wanting to slap her parents;
I suppose I should say something about Heath Ledger but to be honest, I have no clue who he really is -too bad he didn't think about his daughter before he took the last pill is all I got to say;
My apology (somewhat) to Fergie;
Our latest Liquidation World purchase;
My fear of rereading Helter Skelter and why I can't stop myself (and why I have to hide it under the bed);
And finally, the way I have cracked the puzzle of who will win Amazing Race - they always give it away in the editing!
So, sadly friends, this all will have to be elaborated on later.
OH! And I've got many Oprah things to go off on....
So have a good day peoples - I will be back!