scare me dorothy!

Two posts from me in one night - you lucky little buggers! This really will be quick. I just have to share the delightful email I received in my inbox today. It really DOES just say it all. Read on:

I moved too orange county in 77 because it was lucky and because Orange is your favorite color. Becauase it is no color at all. It is a time color:better colon that one, : It is the blending of yellow, caution; and Red, Kickass. So it is time blending colors. When you use it You fell Arragant Because it only mixes well with Purlpe and Light Blue. But I know about those Colors too. Those are your colors first, I know, But you did Haloween. Twoo LLs LowlHoot. Scared?
Scare Me Dorothy
Theodore J lytle
Quickly

Wow, my new friend Theodore really said it all, didn't he? Because, this is EXACTLY why I've always wanted to move to the OC. It's all about time blending colors, really, to the nth degree. Kickass red... ah, that fiery demon! Don't get me started on purple and light blue....
SCARE ME DOROTHY INDEED!
AMEN, BROTHER-FRIEND!

So, as you can tell, "Scare me Dorothy" is going to be my new saying forevermore. It will be my new "slap my ass and call me Judy."

I just had to share that tidbit with y'all. I should get to sleep, as it is late and a full day at the garage sale tomorrow. I have tomorrow and Monday off, too, so yee-haw! Scare me Dorothy! Scare me motherfucking Dorothy indeed!
One more thing: Just got out of the shower and for some reason, en route from the bathroom to the bedroom (as I find our en suite shower too clausterphobic) I think "oh, turn the dishwasher on" so I toddle into the kitchen and and bending over putting Cascade into the machine, and I realize that the living room blinds are open, and you can see straight into the kitchen, indeed, right to the spot where the dishwasher is, from the road. So I am buck naked, bent over the dishwasher, ass and balls proudly swaying in the kitchen light. I think I am going to have to move.
On that frightening note, I must go give a baby a soother and get to bed.
lator gators,
JT