A WHole Bunch of Nothing all Thrown Together

OMG, I just was watching Dingo's Hamster Watch, which is like cheating on Big Brother, and now I know who wins the veto, and who will be put up this week. It was so cool, but i have to stop looking at the site so it won't ruin the experience of watching the show. DO NOT LET ME GO TO THIS SITE AGAIN. PLEASE! I look forward to the 3 nights it's on, so I can't keep looking and ruining it.
Ok, I am so rattled, I can't comment on the show until after Sunday, since I don't want to reveal anything I saw.
So, I just have one thing to comment on and then I have to run - I'll post more tomorrow. Has anyone seen the Coldplay video for "The Hardest Part?" OMG, you have to see it. Please, for me, go to youtube.com and look it up. I swear, we thought we were on drugs or something. We get this channel from Newfoundland, NTV, and for some reason, in the evenings, they play music videos instead of commercials, and they played this one tonight, and it is the stupidest/funniest/most absurd thing ever. It's the band playing on this wharf or something and then these 90 year old acrobat-type couple comes on and does all this creepy acrobat shit with each other, and you are just waiting for this old lady in the body suit to break a hip or something, and the old guy is wearing a body suit that includes a fucking THONG up his old arse, and then it pans every once in a while to this crowd with Felicia Gallant/Linda Dano sitting there all dolled up in 80's hair clapping like a simpleton. We were both like "umm, what IS this" and then we just laughed so hard we couldn't stop. You gotta see it and tell me what you think. The old people reminded me of the commerical that I always see for Polident or something, and it really disturbs me too. This old couple, and by old, I mean older than the Golden Girls, are in bed kissing away passionately, and then the guy excuses himself to go to the john (did I just say "john"? I've never used that term before - I mean the shitter) and anyway, old Rico Sauve is in the bathroom, and the feeling is that he is going in there to slip on a rubber or something discreetly, which completely grosses me out. I dunno, I can't figure out if he is in there freshening up after a passionate night of grinding with Blanche, or if he is just getting ready to get busy with ole Bessie. But I digress. So he's in her shitter and wants to borrow a Polident and she yells something to the effect that she only uses it once a week, and then the old bugger makes this face like he just sucked the living shit out of a lemon and goes "YUCK!" and then of course you are wondering if he's thinking "should I shower since she's not so fresh, in case she gave me 'the dose' (or whatever they would have called it back in the 20's)" or if he's trying to find a way to pretend that he mistook his Sominex for his Viagra so he can make a quick getaway. In any event, the whole commercial creeps me out. And this video, while it isn't creepy, it's just absurd ,and the whole Linda Dano thing is so damn funny. Really, you gotta see it.
We spent the day at the fair again, taking the kids on their yearly share of rides, and I just have this to say: You sure do end up seeing a whole butt-load of ugly people at the fair. Now, I freely admit that I am no Willie Ames - indeed, I will admit that I am not even an Adam Rich. Hell, let's face it, I am nothing but Jason Bateman with an extra 60 lbs. or so. But great fuck almighty, there sure are some ugly people. And I sound so mean, don't I? But I was sitting there, watching them all, and as I was watching this one with the greasiest hair putting her kid on a ride, I came to a realization that since they have kids, people fuck these ugly people. It was just so absurd to think about, because as you know I ain't nothing to look at, so the thought that I have someone who regularly does it with me is absurd in itself, but to think of these freaky people getting it on just blows me out of the stratosphere. So I just kept staring at all the strange people, and noticing how many people weart-shirts with stupid sayings on them, and how fat people here are. Really, I do believe we are the fattest people around, because everyone was big. I felt so comfortable, and indeed, small compared to most. It was a mindblowing day, I'll tell ya.
You do realize I am not as shallow as I sound here - but since I noticed how truly hideous so many people were today, and how fat, well, they must be really bad.
It is pouring down rain here right now, which is nice. It's supposed to be rainy tomorrow so we won't be at the lake most likely. We are probably either going to take the kids to Melfort to the wave pool, or spend the day cleaning up and I may cook up a big old cauldron of borsht. I make the world's best borsht, I really do.
Oh, Cynthia asked what Ukrainian food was - it's things like borst, cabbage rolls, perogies.... mmmmmm, the food of my people.....
So anyway, I don't have anything interesting to say tonight so I will cut it short. I can't give a Big Brother review because I am too rattled from seeing the actual happenings for Sunday's show on this Hamster site, so I can't weigh in until after Sunday.
So anyway, I better get my ass to bed. Hope everyone has a great weekend - for those in Canada, a great LONG weekend - whoo hoo! And KB, check in with one of us, ok?
xo,
JT