Friday, July 21, 2006

disjointed post about all the songs i hate

Yet again, Roxanne stole my thunder in posting how much she hates Old Time Rock and Roll. That song has been annoying the living shit out of me lately to no end. It's too bad, because I love the album it's from, Stranger in Town. It's sandwiched between Hollywood Nights and Still the Same, if I remember correctly (I probably am wrong, but whatever), and I love those two songs. But Old Time Rock and Roll is putrid.
I also hate most Bryan Adams songs, especially "Everything I do i do it for you". I just find it vile. It's hideous. Crap. Pure crappola. I'd rather listen to Courtney Love vomit. I dislike most of his stuff, but I do have a thing for some of the songs on the Into the Fire album, which didn't sell much - it was when he was trying to be "introspective" and when that didn't fly, he hired Shania's hubby again and did some more crap. Anyway, I can't tell you how much I can't stand him, but when he named an album 18 until I die or whatever it was, he will indeed be that, at least from the scars on his pocky face. Yes, that is mean. Yes, I regret typing it. But I will not backspace. I will NOT, because he's just so bad. But I do now have a soft spot for the Cuts Like a Knife album, for purely sentimental reasons. That's it.
I also hate the Escape Club, Kylie Minogue's Locomotion, Stacy Q's Two of Hearts, Georgia Satelites' Keep Your Hands to Yourself, the unplugged version of Layla, most of the Travelling Wilbury's songs, George Harrison's Got my mind set on you, Right Now by Van Halen, most renditions of Dancing in the Streets, She's Like the Wind, All I Need, any DOn Johnson song, and most everything from the 90s. Add to the list the final countdown by Europe, Twisted Sister (because I have horrible memories of me pumping my fist, yelling "We're not gonna take it!" at school dances in grade 9), pretty much everything by Huey Lewis (oh he's so grossly sickening, I could puke), and while I like some of their songs, I hate The Look and Dressed for Success by Roxette. Stupidass songs. Oh, and I always HATED Part Time Lover by Stevie Wonder but now it sort of grows on me but I still hate I just Called to say I love you. But you know Billy Ocean is allright - I really dig Love Zone.
Oh, and "Contact" and "Fire" by Platinum Blonde.... oh how the mightly fell.
Well, that's all I can think of for tonight.
xo

1 Comments:

At 9:47 AM, Blogger Chunks said...

When I was 14, I was supposed to go see BA in Lethbridge, but my mom didn't answer me in time and I missed my ride. So, fast forward 20+ years and he comes to GP. Darin and I go and it is a wonderful night of nostalgia and whatnot. To listen to BA? Well, I'm with you. I love Cuts Like a Knife, but can pretty much giveaway everything else. 18 Till I Die makes me want to kill myself.

I don't understand how someone who wrote "Against the Wind" or "Still the Same" or "Main Street" can write such a piece of dogshit as OTRandR. It just doesn't seem possible.

And how can you NOT love Heartbeat by Don Johnson?! It is the schmaltiest song ever...think about it. He was the shit on Miami Vice and then thinks he can record an album? Was he chanelling Paris Hilton?! Too funny!

Oh and don't you dare trash Platinum Blonde! I loved those bleached fuckers! hahah!

You have to do a quiz. I want to see if I can get 100%. You are really a keener, you know that? heehee!

Where the hay-haw is Margo? She don't sing me love songs anymore....

 

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