Friday, April 22, 2005

Be Weary of What You Put in Your Toilet Tanks, People...

Nothing to say. Long frigging day today. I was so glad when 4:30 rolled around. Tired and sorta cranky all day, but tonight was fun. Played outside with the kids until dark, and then came in and started the weekend cleaning jag. However, I am just too tired right now to do any more. I cleaned the bathrooms though, and one word of warning to you - I bought those damn toilet puck things because our toilets get rusty. Well, Rachel, bless her heart, has this thing against the blue ones. I dunno, I always thought blue toilet water looked spiffy, but whatever. So anyway, I bought the white ones, so that the frigging toilets won't get rusty so fast. Well, I plopped them in and forgot about them - by the way, we have three bathrooms, so I made sure each toilet had one. Well, Keryn peed her pants in the bathroom - couldn't make it in time - and so I was in there wiping it up and thought "Man, the smell sure is strong." So then I get closer to the toilet, and it's just hideous. So I am thinking she musta peed earlier or something too, because it smelled like a combination of pee and horseshit. Don't ask me why. So then I go into our bathroom in the bedroom a little later and I am cleaning in there, and get this hideous whiff of the same thing - horsey pissy something or other. Well, it's the frigging toilet puck thingys. What the hell is with that?? So now my bathrooms stink, and I am just waiting for Rach's supersonic pregnancy nose to pick it up, because believe me, she will. At this stage in the game, she can smell a dirty diaper 4 towns over. So that's the trauma for tonight.
Oh, get this - the frigging Queen is coming for the "Gala" now, as long as there isn't an election called. LOL, if only I gave a rat's ass about the old bitch.... OK, that's harsh, but the monarchy makes as much sense to me as Duran Duran lyrics, Carrot Top's sex life, and the popularity of Paris Hilton. Soooo, I just know if I go, Joni will be sitting in a balcony with her parents, maybe giving a wave or something, while I have to endure Colin James, Brent Butt, and Leslie Neilson, and the queen.... but I just might chance it and go - it's not like I've never dumped $100 in the casino or something equally stupid, like blowing $$ at Walmart. Don't ask me why, but I could go into Walmart for like a lightbulb and dog food or something stupid, and I always come out with a cart and 150 dollars spent. And it's always like strange frigging things, like groceries or whatever.
Tomorrow morning I have to go and move that piano - we didn't do it the other night - so I have to take my car and drive an hour into the country. So, I was going to burn a cd, but can't find any songs I have a hankerin' for. I really wanted to hear "Bela Lugosi's Dead" by Bauhaus tonight, but I can't find the damn cd, and I don't wanna download it because I haven't the patience to search for it. I also wanted "Blue Jean" by Bowie, but again, the frigging case is empty, so obviously I can't care for cds anymore.
Anyway, I am heading up now I think.
Have a great weekend,
xo
JT

2 Comments:

At 7:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL. Has Rachels spidey senses picked up the horse shit odor?? I don't get it I thought though pucks were supposed to smell nice and clean? I never got them because Meathead always drank out of the toilet and I didn't want to kill him. I prefer th blue ones too. seem cleaner.
well I am off to do a move out clean. I hope its not bad, and that the owner doesn't hang around and supervise.
Ciao
M

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger Ottawa Pocket Watches said...

I have a super sensitive nose and I could smell your toilet pucks here in Ottawa. Better stick your hand in the tank and yank them out!

 

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