Ok, so don't mention Survivor. We got through 20 minutes and the Mrs. fell asleep so we will have to finish it tomorrow night. But from what I saw, I admit that I would totally be hanging out with the annoying old lady. True, I wouldn't be eating the fucking elephant dung like she suggested, but that's just the type I'd click with. Yeah, she's annoying as all hell, but you know, so am I. I liked Sugar's pendant. That bald dude looks completley annoying. The gay guy is so obnoxious I think they should throw him under a rock.
Speaking of annoying gay people, G'Aiken came out. Tell me, is there anyone uglier or creepier than Clay Aiken? Come on peoples, that's just hideous. And you know, how WONDERFUL he is now a father! I am so happy he was able to adopt. Because there is SUCH a surplus of healthy newborns kicking around. WHy, I don't know of anyone who could possibly take one!
Argh, that annoys me. Somehow ugly creepy sex-scandal plagued AIken is able to adopt while hardworking two-parent homes without sex scandals, plastic surgeries, or an unnatural fondness for doll houses, tulle, covergirl cover up, and decorating bunt cakes cannot adopt, or are placed on waiting lists for years. Where is the justice? And I mean, I don't care if Baby Mama was some 14 year old back-water hillbilly with three teeth and an IQ of 60 - you don't get your baby bought by Clay fucking AIKEN. I'd love to shove the crack pipe up her arse and strangle the nuts of off baby daddy with his wife beater. And I mean, I know that many celebs get their babies dubiously. But this isn't like Michael Jackson, who actually MARRIED his baby mama - I mean, it is the same old story with him. Rich, white-looking Black man saunters into the Dentist's office in Studio City, all 84 lbs of swagger and masculine virility. Hygenist takes one look at his putty nose beneath the mask, and glances at his sequined socks, and tells him later, while they are smoking a cigarette and sipping Jesus Juice in bed, with a New Kids on the Block Calendar, a tube of Vaseline, and a turkey baster on the nighttable, "you had me at hello".
Nope, G'Aiken ain't nothin' like that.
What else.... what else...... HEY, am I just retarded or what? It wasn't until Kid Rock's annoyingly catchy "All Summer Long" that I realized that "Werewolves of London" and "Sweet Home Alabama" are like the same riff or whatever. Damned if I ever noticed it before.
HEY! I posted a whole bunch of Stevie shit the other night, from a PBS performance this year. She is outstanding and in top form at 60. Anyway, she performed "How Still My Love" from Bella Donna, which came out in 81, and which I said I got right when we moved, and it was the album that was sort of my best friend for 2 years. Well, I just found her RECORDING the song in 81 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bwbi7vsWtA if you care.
Wow, just found this recent one with Stevie and Lindsey - I wonder how his wife handles the chemistry between them. You sort of want to cry for them when you watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXI4KinMOys&feature=related
Fuck me gently with Nell Carter, it's 12:30 - I gotta get to bed.
TGIF! Holla at cha Boyz.