that meme thingy

Three Things MeMe...

Three Things That Scare Me:
1. Phone calls in the middle of the night
2. wasps
3. pandemics

Three People Who Make Me Laugh:
1. Rachel
2. Margo
3. Sharon

Three Things I Love:
1. rainy fall nights
2. reading a good book, preferably Augusten, Sedaris, or Helen Fielding, or Rosemary's Baby - I love a good reread - it's comfort food for the soul.
3. getting hugs from my girls

Three Things I Hate:
1. Mustard
2. chafing (it's been a hot week)
3. panic attacks

Three Things I Don't Understand:
1. Physics (I'll explain in the next post)
2. People who never put their children first
3. What a butt plug is for

Three Things On My Desk:
I am sitting at the table, so:
1.) glass of wine
2.) vase of 26 roses
3.) a towel full of sand

Three Things I’m Doing Right Now:
1. listening to HGTV wishing I had the energy to find the remote
2. burping
3. debating the merits of choosing chips over a banana

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1.) Own a beachfront house in Malibu and another one on Martha's Vineyard and an apartment in the Dakota and might as well throw a light house in there as well, as that was once a dream too.
2. publish a book of essays
3. Ensure my children live happy lives

Three Things I Can Do:
1. I can be sorta amusing when I am motivated to write
2. make the best borsht in the world
3. I'm pretty fucking good at laundry

Three Things I Can’t Do:
1. Sing
2. hammer a nail
3. control the world

Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:
1. Joni Mitchell's Hegira
2. Hole's Celebrity Skin
3. Rosanne Cash

Three Things You Should Never Listen To:
1. McLean's Magazine
2. Huey Lewis
3. Anyone with a pissing Calvin on the back of their truck.

Three Things I’d Like To Learn:
1. How to build a house
2. Piano
3. To not be afraid - this was Chunks' answer, but it's good.

Three Favorite Foods:
1. turkey
2. spaghetti with meat sauce
3. Chinese food or Japanese food

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:
1. One Day at a time
2. Facts of Life
3. Dallas

Three Things I Regret:
1. All the opportunites I passed up because of fear
2. Not applying myself in high school
3. Buying a Joan River's album in grade 8, buying a Juice Newton album in grade 9, buying a Sigue Sigue Sputnik tape in grade 10, buying a Jennifer Rush tape in grade 11, buying the Dirty Dancing soundtrack in grade 12, buying a Deelite tape when I was already an adult - also, I regret stealing a Dolly Parton 45 from the Whore while drunk, so I could give it to a crush - I shoved it in my pants and then couldn't sit in the truck on the way home, because someone had to sit on my lap, so I have to take out the record and the jig was up and I still get bugged about it when I see certain people.

I have noone to tag, because I am loser who sits up past bedtime drinking wine and eating forbidden chips.