If you're going to Godthab, be sure to wear, salmon in your hair

Just sitting here thinking about all of the useless crap that I know. Seriously, have you ever sat there and realized that you know strange, odd tidbits that mean nothing and are probably taking up valuable brain space? Sadly, I acquired much of it during the ages of 11-13, when I moved here, had no friends, and cable tv wasn't yet in town, and thus I spent too much time reading strange things and listening to adults. Here is a smathering of useless information:

-- Sammy Davis Jr. was married to a woman named Altovise.
-- minus 273 degrees is freezing on the Kelvin scale.
-- Liz Taylor was the first woman to make a million dollars for a movie, for Cleopatria.
-- Madelaines are little butter type of cookies that you make in a special pan.
-- Lani O'Grady from Eight is Enough suffered panic attacks.
-- Kari Michaelson, one of the daughters on tv's Gimme a Break, had personalized plates on her car that said "ZeeCar4Meee"
-- the capital of Greenland is Godthab.
-- Laura Ingalls Wilder was a chronic masturbator (just joking - checking to see if you are paying attention).
-- the group to have the most chart success without a number one song is either CCR or ELO - either one is an abreviation though, so that is interesting in itself.
-- Tammy Wynette's first husband was named Euple Byrd.
-- the Coastal Salish people wore shoes made out of salmon.
-- A pizza is a sort of Italian pie (that's quoted from a report I did on Italy in grade 3).
-- Michael Stipe from REM is just freakishly ugly.
-- Rely tampons are the ones that gave everyone toxic shock syndrome in the 70s.
-- Anne Murray and Roch Vosine are the same person.

Well, there is much more, but frankly, i am too tired to tell it, so my knowledge needs to rest tonight. But believe me, I'll post more. It's Britney, bitch!