Scientologists, don't read because you'll just be mad that I equate y'all with Jehovah Witnesses and Moonies

Oh man am I ever fucking tired right now - ooh, sorry, I guess I should say "freakin'" tired like some TBS dubbed show, but well, fuck it....
Anyhooo, TGIF. Today was a quiet day at work. Nobody was there. I mean it - nobody. There were 3 of us on my floor. We get either Friday or Monday off for Aboriginal Day - no I am not making that up - and everyone took today, so I was smart and worked my flat little arse off this morning because nobody was there to disturb. Then this afternoon, I took Keryn to work with me, which she loves. Tonight we took her to her first movie - Madagascar or however you spell it - lol, even graduate school in English couldn't teach me how to spell. Anyhoooo, it was actually a really cute movie when all is said and done. We had to sit in the front though, so my eyes are all bugged out. I kept thinking I was going to get all motion sick at first, being so close. It was Blair Witchy to sit that close.
It's strange weather. Thundering and heavy rain right now - first thunder really this year, which is disappointing, as I love storms... LOVE THEM. Down south, there are severe storms going on, and "tornadic activity" is likely, according the Weather Network. The top story this morning was flooding in Alberta, and storms and tornadoes in Sask. It's supposed to rain tomorrow too, which, although I love rain, I really wanted to hang out outside. Ah well, we gotta clean up because it is a disaster. You know it's bad when you literally don't know what you are stepping on, and I was just in the bathroom, and didn't question why there was a huge Costco sized bag of Cheezits sitting on the counter. I just leaned over them and washed my hands. LOL, it's been a long week. My cat is frigging spastic right now, running all over trying to tell me something, but she has food and water, so I don't know what the hell she wants - I feel like yelling at her "Is Timmy down the old well? Is that what you are trying to tell me?!"
So Roxanne elaborated on poor old Lurline - it seems she dressed all wonky for halloween and looked like she had oatmeal on her face - LOL, the image is, well, startling. Where did you go to school Roxanne? Sardis Elementary?
But anyway, it's so hard being the new kid, so it was sweet that Lurline and her sister befriended the new kid. When we moved to Saskatchewan, I was 12 and it was November, and it was just hideous. It was pure culture shock, because my friends were so different in B.C. and the school I went to in Sask was really blue collar and backward and strange. So, needless to say, I didn't make friends when I first got here, and there wasn't even cable tv. The two stations went off the air at midnight, so I couldn't even turn to tv for comfort. This dude, Quinten, who lived down the street in this group home befriended me and always wanted me to come to the group home, because it was his night for the Atari, but I made excuses like hell to stay away from him. It was nice he made the effort, but I just couldn't do it. LOL, I remember being so freaked out because the kids all called lunch "dinner" and I wondered what time warp I was in. I did hang out with Craig for a little while, this massive kid, who turned into like a 300 plus pound football player, and like 6'5 or so, and then he turned bikerish, and now, apprently, after working in the mines in Yellowknife, is now in Saskatoon, living as Heather, a pre-op (maybe post-op by now) transexual. You just never know, do you?
Speaking of sexuality stuff, I know I've said it before, but who believes Tom Cruise is gay? This whole Katie Holmes thing confirms it, because for someone so private and reclusive to suddenly start blabbing everywhere how in love he is with this little girl, methinks he doth protest too much. The proof is in the pudding, folks - ok, I don't know what that means, but I have always wanted to say it. I think all those scientologists are gay, with maybe the exception of Kirstie. And you know, why does the media just respect it so much? I mean, if Courtney Cox because a Moonie, wouldn't everyone have a field day? And I mean, tell me, how are Scientologists different from any other cult? Not meaning to be judgemental, but give me a break. CULT! Enough said. Oh, and did u see Katie Holmes on Regis and Kelly talking about their relationship? She was so uncomfortable, it was such a crock. But I'll shut up, because what do I really care? I am just typing to type as always.
Hey, I was just channel surfing, and has anyone else noticed that the Latino channel, TLN or whatever it's called, is like soft core porn at night? Man, these people were going at it like rabbits, and the commercials were for phone sex lines and these topless latino ladies squeezing their boobs together and saying stuff. And conversely, Showcase seems to have no more of the soft core late night foreign programming. Interesting.
Ok, one more thing before bed - I was thinking of the comment from that woman who said my swearing made me seem 19 (I was offended, but then, well, fuck it), and then I realized it's been 16 years since I was 19, and then I was trying to think of if I was hip enough to be 19 now, and, well, sadly, I couldn't. When I was 19, I was wearing acid wash jeans, and hypercolor t-shirts, and desert boots, with my mullet that I could also put in a pony tail, and watching City Limits on MuchMusic, trying to keep up my cool quotient, and collecting new wave music. LOL, I have to see if I have any pics of me from that era - it was hideous, so I gotta share. Margo will also remember my infamous perm - LOLLLLLLL oh man... I looked like Mike frigging Brady. And I was terrified of getting it wet for the first couple days. Little did I know that the thing would take like 6 months to grow out. Good times.
Well, I really gotta get to bed. I gotta get up early tomorrow and hit Superstore - cherries are on sale at Sobeys for 2 bucks a lb or something, so I am hoping SS will match them. Yup, pure excitement. I also have to look for a phone. We have gone through another cordless. Bollocks!
OK, have a good Saturday my peeps!
xo
JT